Weird Newscasters #3

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Irma is the anchor as usuall.

Orube (AKA Rebecca)is the co-anchor and she is nagging over Irma's performance on the news.

Cornelia is doing the live report and she and her mother are about to get banned from every fashion store in the mall after they are complaining about the fashion and the prices.

Taranee is doing the sports and she is about to get stung by a swarm of wasps during a game of baseball.

Hay Lin is doing the weather and she is an archeologist looking for the priceless Irma idol.

(News Program Music)

Irma: Hello welcome to the 5:45 news I'm your anchor Irma Lair. Our top story Bobby a friend of mine was arrested today for having an out of contol party. After this hit the headlines he got grounded big time by his parents. And now we go over to to my co-anchor Rebecca with the other top story Rebecca.

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #3 Tue 07 Jul 2009, 15:25

Orube: You mean a very angry Orube! Your pronounciation is completely off!
Irma: Yeah, yeah whatever...
Orube: And, your tone sounds like your bored!!
Irma: How?
Orube: You don't put feeling and when was the last time you smiled?
Irma: Shut up!!!
Orube: Shut up? See, no manners AT ALL!
Irma: *sighs* This is gonna be a long newsday...
Orube: Oh, that reminds me! We go to Cornelia Hale with the Live Report!

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #3 Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:56

Cornelia: Hey, Cornelia here. I'm at Payless ShoeSource at the moment, playing the role of fashion police with my mother.
Elizabeth(to cashier): What kind of a store sells orthopedic shoes?
Cornelia: And these shoes are so last year. (picks up a pair of boots)
Cashier: That's it! You're banned! John, take them out!
John the Bouncer: (cracks his knuckles & neck) Out, ladies.
Elizabeth and Cornelia: (gulps)
Cornelia: Well, that was the last store. We're officially banned from every store! To Tara with the sports...

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Question, can someone do Taranee?

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Taranee: Hey, we got some exciting sports news ahead, but first I'm going to try to hit a home run.

(Luke throws the ball and Taranee Swings it and it a wasps nest and she gets chased by the wasps.)

Taranee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Taranee with hives)

Luke: Are you okay Taranee.

(Taranee punches Luke on the face)

Taranee (with hives): Back to you.

Orube: If you wouldn't be distracted by baseball. This wouldn't happen.

Irma (Covers Orube's mouth): Now let's just go to Hay Lin with the weather. Hey Hay, what's the scoop.

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #3 Sat 26 Jun 2010, 09:39

Hay Lin: Hello this is Hay Lin with the weather. Currently, it's pretty windy out. I have also recently gotten a job as an archeologist, and I'm searching for the priceless Irma statue.
(wind blows sand away to reveal Irma statue)
Hay Lin: (gasps) I FOUND IT!!! (grabs statue) IT'S ALL MINE! HA HA HA! I'M RICH!!!
(People passing by look at her like she's crazy)
Hay Lin: (turns to camera) Wait...it's priceless. Ugh, that's it! I'm giving up this job. Anyways, back to you, Joel.

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Irma: Tune it next time for the news where yours truly will file a 30 feet restraining order against Hey Hay. That's all the news goodnight.

Orube: That's Hay Lin.
Irma: THAT'S IT!

(Orube & Irma starts arguing and ends up in a cat fight.

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