Times when you should NOT say the word "Fire"

Give me examples of times when you should NOT say the word "Fire." (Make sure they're appropriate)

EX.
Irma: Who's the new girl?

Hay Lin: Oh that's Fire.

Irma: Whom?

Hay Lin: Fire FIRE!

(Janitor pulls the Fire Alarm it goes off and Irma and Hay Lin leaves)

Hay Lin: Oops!


Another one:

Beth: Okay girls, when Corny comes out let her have it on my signal.
Emily: What signal.
Courtney: Fire you ninny.
(The girls throws water balloons at the Grumpers)
Beth: NOT US!
Cornelia: Grumpers you're all wet.

So your supposed to use a quote from the series/comic where one of the characters uses another word other than fire .