Comments and Insults That Earn Them A Slap in the Face

This is another one by Trivia212005. The name was different, but, what does it matter?

Irma: Hey, Dad, you smell like roadkill.
Tom Lair: (slaps her)
Irma: (slaps him back)
Anna Lair: Stop it, you two!
(Chris joins in and they all start slapping each other)

Subject: that's so funny : D Fri 27 Feb 2009, 06:30

it makes me laugh...grrrhhh...hahaha

Hay Lin: Eric, your grandpa is ugly.
Eric: (slaps her)
Hay Lin: (kicks him in groin)

Will: Mom, you've gained a lot of weight! You look like a whale!
Susan: (slaps her in the face)
Will: Ow!
Susan: (slaps her again)
Will: Wa-(slap)Can-(slap)But-(gets slapped so hard she sees stars)Ok, I'll shut up now.

The idea of imagining people slapping one another without an apparent reason makes me crack.. I wish I could be as imaginative as you guys. Mad

Peter: Hey, Cornelia, um, that dress makes your butt look huge.
Cornelia: (gasps and slaps Peter)
Peter: What? It's the truth! (gets slapped again)

Will: Matt, you're so fat you look like you're pregnant.
Matt: (slaps her)
Will: Well, it's true!

Cornelia: Mom, you need to cut down on the sweets. Your pants ripped. (holds the ripped pants up)
Elizabeth Hale: I've been trying, you know.
Cornelia: Apparently, not enough.
Elizabeth Hale: (slaps Cornelia)
Cornelia: (slaps her back)
(They start a slapping fight)

Guest

Cedric: Prince Phobos!
Phobos: what now Cedric!
Cedric: Youre a fluffy bunny!
Phobos: (slap) NOW YOU DIE!!!!!
Cedric: Crap last time i accept a dare from Miranda!!!!

Hay Lin: Irma! Guess what?
Irma: What?
Hay Lin: (slaps Irma)
Irma: What did I do?
Hay Lin: Nothing, I just felt like doing that.

Elyon:Cornelia,your hair looks like a mop!
Cornelia:(Slaps her)
Elyon:Ouch!(Slaps her back)
Cornelia:This is waht you desrve!(Kicks her)

They start kicking and slapping each other

(I'm changing the color of my posts)

Hay Lin: Eric, those pants make your butt look giant.
Eric: So does your skirt. (slaps her)
Hay Lin: (rips of his pants) HA!

Guest

Cedric: MIRANDA!!!
Miranda: What?!
Cedric:(SLAP!!!)YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED YOU EIGHT LEGGED MENACE!!!!!
Miranda: *Slap!!* AT LEAST I HAVE LEGS YOU WANNABE WORM!!!!

*they transform into their creature forms, and promptly kill each other*

Phobos: Well....two less mouths to feed!!! And no more bickering!!! Twisted Evil

Blunk: Blunk wants to slap someone!
Caleb: Hey, Blunk! (slap) What was that for?
Blunk: Blunk likes to slap. (slaps Caleb a lot)

Caleb:Corny, you better go to the gym. I don't date elephants
Cornelia:(slaps him!)This is OVER!! Im going with Peter!

(LATER)

Cornelia:Hiiiii Pete! (makes goo-goo eyes to Peter)
Peter:Sorry, I don't date pregnant girls
Cornelia:Excuse me?
Peter:So you're not pregnant? Sorry, but you look like an elephant
Cornelia:ARRRRGH! (slaps him twice)

guys!! i Found TRIVIA!!!! and if she goes online she'll be back in no time!! yippee!! more new members!!

TRIVIA'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! cheers

Then I guess we'll start weird newcasters again!

Caleb:Hey Corny!
Cornelia:*slap*
Caleb:*Slap* What was that for?
Cornelia:1. you called me corny 2. you didn't tell me how pretty i am *bats eyelashes*
Caleb:Sorry CORNELIA And you're super pretty
Cornelia:*slap* you forgot super MEGA pretty

how do u add signatures? coz rite now i have 2 keep typing
1 thing
2 say
3 days grace
4ever
Avril Lavigne, 3Days Grace. and WITCH 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest wrote:: Cedric: Prince Phobos!
Phobos: what now Cedric!
Cedric: Youre a fluffy bunny!
Phobos: (slap) NOW YOU DIE!!!!!
Cedric: Crap last time i accept a dare from Miranda!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO HILARIOUS I EMAILED IT TO MY BFFs

Cornelia wrote:

Guest wrote:: Cedric: Prince Phobos!
Phobos: what now Cedric!
Cedric: Youre a fluffy bunny!
Phobos: (slap) NOW YOU DIE!!!!!
Cedric: Crap last time i accept a dare from Miranda!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO HILARIOUS I EMAILED IT TO MY BFFs

*bows* I try....that was before I quit.....XDDDD