Weird Newscasters #5

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Here's the people for this one.

Will is the Anchor for the news.

Irma is the Co-Anchor and Irma has a Gas Problem after having one of the Silver Dragon's spicy meals.

Cornelia is doing the Live Report and Fails her Driving course.

Taranee is doing the sports and she is desperate to find out where We is at in order to stop Ew from crying.

Hay Lin is doing the weather and she gets thrown in the dumpster by Blunk's mother for insulting Blunk.

I'll start.

Greetings folks I'm Will Vandom and now here's the news. Many people are going to the Heatherfield mall to test out the new deodorant and perfume and lets just say it smell better than the gas from my co-anchor. On which we are going to now. (Will Holds her Nose and opens the window) Oh Irma!

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #5 Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:03

Irma: Sorry, Will. Blame the Silver Dragon's spicy noodles. Anyways, on to our top story today. Heatherfieldians (fart slips out)... excuse me. Heatherfieldians have been going over to the Heatherfield Mall to test out new perfumes and deodorant, a line by Vance Michael Justin, or as I call him, VMJ. (farts again)
Tom the Cameraman: Irma, it's not easy to film you when I'm smelling your farts.
Irma: You are the worst cameraman ever.
Will: Haha, Irma...now's not the time...
Irma: Anyways...the perfumes and deodorants are on sale and smell of strawberry shortcake. So, before the Heatherfield Mall runs out (big fart slips)...
Tom: (faints and drops camera)
Irma: (picks up camera) Just buy a perfume or deodorant. Corny, how's your driving test going?

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Will: This just In Irma is officially escorted out of the Studio.
And now Cornelia is going to test out a new car now let's go over to the live report. Cornelia.

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #5 Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:11

Cornelia: Hey everyone! This is Cornelia Hale doing the Live Report! As you can see, I'm taking a driving test...
Teacher: Cornelia, can you not do this while you're driving?
Cornelia: Shhh! I'm trying to report, you know. Anyways- (runs over multiple cones) Oops...
Teacher: See? This is all because you're not paying attention!!
Cornelia: I said shut up!
Tom the Cameraman: Cornelia, watch out!
Cornelia & teacher: (scream)
Tom: (jumps out of way and falls onto grass)
Cornelia: That was so close...but at least he's okay. Now back to my driving test!
Teacher: No, Cornelia! Your driving test is OVER! You almost killed him!
Cornelia: (slowly gets out of car and then runs) While I escape this mess, let's go to Tara with the Sports! Tara, how's Ew doing?

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #5 Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:21

Taranee: Not so good, Cornelia. She won't stop crying, she really misses We.
Ew: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Taranee: Shhhh, it's okay... (hugs Ew) We'll find him. (looks behind laptop, then under table)
Ew: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Taranee: Ew, please be quiet...
Ew: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH....
Taranee: (opens closet) We, there you are!
Ew: We? WEEEEEEEEE! (runs and jumps onto We)
We: (groans, but then gives in) EWWWWWWW!
Taranee: The lovebirds have been reunited! Now to Hay Lin with the weather.

Subject: Re: Weird Newscasters #5 Mon 28 Nov 2011, 09:33

Hay Lin: Thanks, Tara. I'm currently outside the Silver Dragon. It's a beautiful day outside, the sun is shining and the clouds are out!
Blunk: Blunk thinks weather is gross.
Hay Lin: Blunk, that's because you're a weirdo.
Blunk's Mother: Smiley Girl insult Blunky-Poo! (throws Hay Lin into dumpster)
Hay Lin: How nice of your mother, Blunk. (spits out chicken bone) Back to you, Will! (smiles while holding nose)

Posts : 129 Join date : 2009-04-06

Will: Well the studio smells nice now without Irma. Well that concludes today's broadcast tommorow for the 3 P.M. News Good Night.

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