Weird Newscasters #8

Here's number eight and you'll love this one.

Irma is the anchor of the program.

Will is the anchor and she becomes the first victim of Principal Knickerbocker's Escape from Detention detector.

Cornelia is doing the live report and she becomes public enemy number one after she struck out especially when it's the championship game bases are loaded, bottom of the ninth and two outs.

Taranee is doing the sports and she rides her bike and daydreams about her day at Jensen's but she runs over officer Rose she gets multiple tickets.

Hay Lin: She has a bag on her head after she found out that she accidently mixed her shampoo with hair tonic but when she takes it off her hair covers her whole face.

I'll start with the two:

Good afternoon folks this is Irma and here's our top story: Mr. Horseburg is suing the current local barber and Mr. O'Neill for over $100 for making him bald. The barber said it was not him but it was a guy name Mr. O'Neill. But this is what Horseburg said

Mr. Horseberg: I think they both did that on purpose, Now get that camera away from me.

Irma: This just in If you are the barber and a gym teacher named Mr. O'Neill you better run for it. Speaking of which here's my co-anchor Will Vandom, Will...

Will: Pssst quiet Irma, I'm trying to sneak out of here so I can go on a date with Matt, he's performing in a half an hour.

Irma (Quietly): Will Need I remind you that...

Will: Don't worry she's still in her office the odds of caught is...

(Alarm Goes Off)

Will: 2 to 1.

Principal Knickerbocker: This just in for you young lady the schoolboard installed this new alarm system and you are the first victim. Three more detentions for you.

Will: Oh Man! Back to you Irma.

Irma: This just in Sorry about your date Will.

Will: OH SHUT UP! ON TO THE LIVE REPORT.

Taranee: This is a beautiful day for biking especially I cannot wait for the day at Jensen's. I've been waiting for this day (Closes Eyes) I'm just jamming to a song that I listened to for a dance and...

Irma: LOOK OUT TARANEE!

(Taranee screams and runs over Officer Rose with her bike)

Taranee: Are You all right?

Officer Rose (Appears Steaming Mad and starts writing tickets): Riding a Bicycle without a helmet, Not knowing where you are going, Going over a Bicycling Speed Limit, Running over an officer on duty. Running over a person with glasses on.

Taranee: By the looks of the tickets I am so bankrupt.

Officer Rose (Writing Tickets): Darn right you are.

Taranee: While I'm getting a whole lot of tickets, and a possible grounding for the rest of my life I'm going back to you.

Irma: This just in... Tommorrow we will be getting two less people in the news room. Both of them are going to wear bags on their head. Speaking of which let's go over to Hey Hay with the weather and why are you wearing a bag over your head?

Irma: Well, that's just all the news we have for you today so tune us in next time for the 10:45 P.M. News, Goodnight.